minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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twentyonepivots:

do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

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bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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officialunitedstates:

imagine if fast food places sold non-food items.  you could buy some socks at taco bell or a hunting rifle at mcdonalds

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